Starcrash is a 1978 American space opera film directed by Luigi Cozzi and written by Cozzi and Nat Wachsberger. The cast includes Marjoe Gortner, Caroline Munro, Christopher Plummer, David Hasselhoff and Joe Spinell.
In a distant galaxy, a starship searches for the evil Count Zarth Arn Spinell. Closing in on a planet, the ship is attacked by a mysterious weapon which drives the crew insane. Three escape pods launch during the attack, but the ship crashes into the atmosphere of the planet and is destroyed.
Meanwhile, smugglers Stella Star Munro and Akton Gortner run into the Imperial Space Police, led by robot sheriff Elle Judd Hamilton and Police Chief Thor Robert Tessier. Akton and Stella escape by jumping into hyperspace. When they emerge, they discover an escape pod from the attacked starship, and in it, a sole disoriented survivor. Before they can escape, they are apprehended by the police, who have tracked their hyperspace trail.
Tried and convicted of piracy, they are each sentenced to life in prison on separate prison planets. Stella manages to escape from her prison, but Elle and Thor recapture her, only to inform her the authorities have canceled her sentence; she is taken to an orbiting ship, where she is reunited with Akton. They are contacted holographically by the Emperor of the Galaxy Plummer, who thanks them for recovering the starship survivor. He informs them that Count Zarth Arn has a secret weapon of immense power hidden away on a planet somewhere. The Emperor orders Stella and Akton to find the Counts weapon. They are offered clemency if they help find two more missing escape pods as well as the mothership, one of which may contain the Emperors only son. With Thor and Elle accompanying them, Stella and Akton set off on their quest.
They quickly arrive at the location Akton computes for the first escape pod. Stella and Elle take a shuttle from the spaceship land near the pod on a sandy, rocky beach. There are no living survivors. Stella meets an Amazonian warrior tribe and is escorted to their underground fortress. On arrival, Elle is ambushed, shot and left for dead, and Stella is taken captive. Stella is taken before Amazon Queen Corelia Nadia Cassini, who is in league with Zarth Arn. Elle, revealed not to have died, makes his way to the throne room, taking Corelia hostage to secure Stellas release. They escape, but the queen activates a giant female robot which chases them until they are rescued by Akton and Thor.
On an uninhabited, frozen planet, Stella and Elle investigate the mothership crash site. As with the first crash site, they find no survivors. Upon their return to the ship, Thor, who has ambushed and apparently knocked out Akton, reveals that he is an agent of Zarth Arn. Thor locks Stella and Elle outside on the planets surface, where the temperature drops thousands of degrees at night, but Elle is able to preserve Stellas life by using his energy to keep her heart going while they freeze over in the snow. Meanwhile, Akton revives and battles Thor, killing him and subsequently rescuing Elle and Stella.
Approaching the planet of the third escape pod, their ship comes under attack from the same weapon seen at the beginning of the film, but Akton steers the ship through it, saving them. Stella and Elle, inspecting the pod wreckage, are attacked by cavemen who smash Elle to pieces and abduct Stella, but a man in a golden mask arrives, firing lasers through his eyes, and rescues her. He is revealed to be the Emperors son, Prince Simon Hasselhoff. They are again attacked and overpowered by the cavemen, but Akton appears and fights them off with his laser sword; he then reveals that they are standing on the Counts weaponized planet.
Arriving at an underground laboratory, the three are captured by the guards. The Count appears and reveals his plan to use them as bait to bring the Emperor to the planet and then have his weapon self-destruct, destroying the planet, the Emperor and all three of them. He leaves, ordering his two robot golems to keep the group there. Akton engages them in a laser sword duel and defeats the robots, but is mortally wounded and fades away. The Emperor arrives at the planet and fires a green ray from his flagship to "stop time" for three minutes, allowing them all to escape as the planet explodes behind them.
A huge battle commences between the Emperors armada and the Counts, with the Emperors soldiers storming the Counts space station; however, the attack fails and the victorious Count gets ready to destroy the Emperors home planet. With no further options left, the Emperor decides to ram a massive space station, the Floating City, into the Counts space station, destroying them both. Elle has been rebuilt by the Emperors men. Stella and Elle volunteer to smash the City into the Counts station. They fly the City towards the space station and manage to escape together just as their station crashes into the Counts, finally winning the war.
Stella and Elle are picked up by Simon and the two humans embrace. The movie ends with the Emperor delivering a short victory speech.
2. Main cast
- Judd Hamilton - Elle: A powerful robot policeman endowed with emotions who ends up helping Stella and Akton. Apparently destroyed by cavemen on the third planet, he comes back later after being repaired by the Emperors men.
- Caroline Munro - Stella Star: a young smuggler, who is the best astro-pilot in the whole universe. She and her companion Akton end up helping the Emperor after a short prison sentence.
- Joe Spinell - Count Zarth Arn: a megalomaniac renegade, who is bent on dethroning the Emperor and proclaiming himself supreme ruler of the universe.
- Christopher Plummer - The Emperor: The known universes benevolent and wise ruler, whose only son has disappeared after an encounter with the space forces of evil Count Zarth Arn.
- David Hasselhoff - Prince Simon: the Emperors only son and the sole survivor of Zarth Arns assault on his ship.
- Robert Tessier - Thor: Chief of the Imperial State Police, and Elles superior, he turns out to be a traitor working for Zarth Arn. He knocks out Akton on the second planet, believing him dead, but is then killed by Akton, who is able to deflect laser blasts with his hands.
- Marjoe Gortner - Akton: Stellas loyal sidekick, human in appearance but also endowed with considerable mystical powers including the power to restore people to life. Nothing is truly explained about his nature or his origins. He fights with a laser sword similar to a Star Wars lightsaber.
- Nadia Cassini - Corelia: Queen of the Amazon women on the first planet that Stella and her crew visit. She is an ally of Count Zarth Arn.
In an interview with Variety, director Luigi Cozzi described Starcrash as "science fantasy" as opposed to science fiction. Cozzi also stated that although people assume Starcrash was an attempt to capitalize on the popularity of Star Wars, the design of the picture and its script were developed prior to the release of Star Wars. The films producer and screenwriter, Nat Wachsberger, and his son, producer Patrick Wachsberger, who had just developed the American production company Film Enterprises Productions, signed on to the film in May 1977 during the Cannes Film Festival after viewing sample work created by Cozzi for investors.
Principal photography began on October 15, 1977 at the Cinecittà studios in Rome, Italy. The Hollywood Reporter stated that shooting also took place in Morocco, Tunisia and in Hollywood. The film was scheduled to be completed by mid-December 1977. The budget was $4 million.
Plummer said of the filming, "Give me Rome any day. Ill do porno in Rome, as long as I can get to Rome. Getting to Rome was the greatest thing that happened in that for me. I think it was only about three days in Rome on that one. It was all shot at once". Discussing his role as the Emperor, he said, "How can you play the Emperor of The Universe? What a wonderful part to play. It puts God in a very dicey moment, doesnt it? Hes very insecure, God, when the Emperor’s around."
Cozzi stated that the miniatures were completed by Italian artists, while American developers were recruited for the special effects, including snorkel photography, computer photography and mechanical effects. Shooting took over six months and was frequently brought to a halt due to financing problems. The film was originally made for American International Pictures, but after seeing the final cut, they declined to release it. New World Pictures stepped in instead.
The score for Starcrash was composed and conducted by veteran composer John Barry. The soundtrack was given a limited release of 1.500 copies by BSX Records in December 2008, and featured 14 tracks of score.
- "Goodbye Akton" 3:34
- "Network Ball Attack" 1:00
- "Starcrash Suite" 7:14
- "Starcrash Main Title" 2:36
- "Starcrash End Title" 2:57
- "Launch Adrift" 1:42
- "Space War" 4:40
- "Escape Into Hyperspace" 1:49
- "Strange Planet/The Troggs Attack" 2:37
- "Beach Landing" 2:09
- "The Ice Planet/Heading for Zarkon" 3:03
- "Captured" 2:09
- "Akton Battles the Robots" 2:18
- "The Emperors Speech" 3:17
5. Release and reception
The film premiered in Los Angeles on March 7, 1979. At the 7th Saturn Awards, it was nominated for the Best International Film.
In a contemporary review, Variety noted that the film had a "weak screenplay" and that Cozzis direction "seemed to have no apparent plan". Variety commented that "what is surprising for a picture of this genre, however, is the lacklustre photography by Paul Beeson and Roberto DEttorre and special effects by Armando Valcauda and German Natali", and that the "photography almost never convinces that this is actually taking place anywhere but on the movie screen and special effects seem little more than poor imitations of whats been done before". The Monthly Film Bulletin noted the "mediocre special effects and a clumsily protracted finale", but stated that Starcrash "intermittently achieves a kind of lunatic appeal as it lurches pell-mell from one casually fabricated climax to the next".
A retrospective review by Kurt Dahlke of DVD Talk said, Starcrash is a masterpiece of unintentionally bad filmmaking. Pounded out in about 18 months seemingly as an answer to Star Wars, Luigi Cozzis knock-off buzzes around with giddy brio, mixing ridiculous characters with questionably broad acting, an incredibly simple yet still nonsensical plot derivative to Star Wars, and budget special effects that transcend into the realm of real art. Its a completely ridiculous movie, thats great to watch with a few friends and a beer or two. And it still manages to make my jaw drop". R. L. Shaffer of IGN gave the film a rating of 10/10, declaring it the "single greatest sci-fi camp fest ever put on celluloid" and put it in a league with cult classics like Troll 2, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky and The Room.
In 2015, Starcrash was chosen by Rolling Stone as one of the 50 Best Sci-Fi Movies of the 1970s.
The film was featured on the movie-mocking television show Mystery Science Theater 3000 in 2017.
The film was the subject of an episode of the podcast How Did This Get Made? recorded at the Dominion Energy Center in Richmond, Virginia on July 20, 2019.